I’m an angel, and my best friend is Lucifer. My first kiss is Ruby, but my lover and partner is Dean. Ultimately, due to my romantic relationship with Dean, Castiel gets jealous and kills me.
I am a demon. My best friend is Bobby. My lover is Gabriel, and my first kiss was Lucifer. I get killed by Sam.
This is the best thing ever!!!
I’m an angel, my best friend is bobby, my lover is Sam, my first kiss is dean, my partner is also dean and I get killed by Gabriel.
This is fucking amazing I’m so writing a fic for this. I’m a human who is best friends with Lucifer who is also my lover, but my first kiss was Castiel. Dean Winchester is my partner and in a twist of fate I am killed by Sam. Ouch.
I’m an angel whose best friend is Lucifer and whose partner is Ruby. Dean Winchester is my first kiss, lover, and killer.
Hello. My name is Ginger. I’m a demon. I’m stuck in purgatory, for the time being.
You’re probably assuming that I got here due to the Winchester brothers, or some other hunter.
I wasn’t always a demon. I used to be human, and thousands of years ago I sold my soul to a crossroads demon so that I could escape the confines of my arranged marriage and live the life I wanted.
You should have seen me when the hellhounds came. I didn’t even fight. I knew what I had done, and I went to hell with dignity, A dignity that only lasted a couple of months.
Eventually I rose pretty high up in the ranks of evil. So much so that Lucifer himself took an interest in me while he was still trapped. Well, me and Ruby. She’s a great kisser by the way. But that’s a story for another day.
Anyways, I was sent to get close to John Winchester. And I did. We were best friends. It was years until he found out that Lucifer was my lover.
Don’t act all surprised. I know he was trapped, but we demons have our own type of “skyping”, alright?
John was pretty pissed off, but he got over it. Especially since I saved his sorry ass, not to mention his kids, more than once. John and I worked side by side for years. Until he went and got himself killed. Asshole. He didn’t even tell his boys about me, so I had to avoid them.
In the end, it was Lucifer who killed me.
I mean, he fucked me first, of course. He was always so considerate, even when he was angry that I had abandoned him for the Winchesters.
So, here I am. Fighting for my existence here in purgatory. It sucks.
I hear there’s a new evil though, by the name of Crowley.
I wonder if he likes girls.
I’m a demon.
Dean is my best friend.
My lover is Gabriel.
First kiss is Lucifer.
Ruby is my partner.
I get killed by Dean.
…this actually seems so plausible.