Hooked on a wall above my desk is a small box containing two small objects and a slip of paper on which a Chinese character for “harmony” is etched.*
The rest of my room looks like a tornado took a crap on my floor.
I, Queen of Irony.
*Dat prolly aineven Chinese. Choops. Bought that a years ago out of impulse and zomgAsian!!! in my zomgAsian!!!! ignoramus days at a Black Friday sale. Also, there’s a framed picture of Legolas on my wall.